http://www.mixx.com Mixx of items from the Satire collection en-us Joaquin Phoenix is not only changing careers, but he has the foresight to document it for posterity. He’s been seen at a couple Hollywood hotspots with camera in tow. Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:28:45 +0000 http://www.mixx.com/stories/2999394/the_joaquin_catastrophoenix_continues_j_phoenix_raps_for_self_documentary thingy_2999394 starcasm http://starcasm.net/archives/1946 Starpulse is reporting that Paris Hilton has finished recording her second album but is having difficulties finding a record label to release it. (Perhaps the lead story in the next edition of “Duh Magazine?”) Our suggestion is that she form a band: H Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:07:08 +0000 http://www.mixx.com/stories/2986968/new_paris_hilton_album_complete thingy_2986968 starcasm http://starcasm.net/archives/1923 Yet another incident in which a professional athlete reveals himself to be a well-payed 10-year-old boy that can’t tell the difference between reality and a video game. Tue, 02 Dec 2008 13:55:01 +0000 http://www.mixx.com/stories/2971046/plaxico_burress_shoots_himself_in_the_leg thingy_2971046 starcasm http://starcasm.net/archives/1900 If you don't play World of Warcraft, you have friends that do. And while we can't begin to explain all the ins and outs of this 11 million-member community, we can bring out a few fascinating aspects... Sun, 30 Nov 2008 01:34:08 +0000 http://www.mixx.com/stories/2946841/6_ways_world_of_warcraft_is_worse_than_real_life_cracked_com thingy_2946841 starcasm http://www.cracked.com/article_16782_6-ways-world-warcraft-worse-than-real-life.html “Rosie’s Variety Show Sucks! Nobody Watches” NBC’s half-baked attempt at reviving the variety failed when Rosie Live drew fewer viewers than the previous week’s episode of the new and disapproved Knight Rider series. Sat, 29 Nov 2008 23:11:06 +0000 http://www.mixx.com/stories/2946296/_duh_magazine_lead_story_rosie_o_donnell_s_variety_show_tanks thingy_2946296 starcasm http://starcasm.net/archives/1869 Pink debuted her latest video "Sober," and before you guys flat line on me from reading those words, she has sexy sex with herself in it. Yup. In a ham-fisted allusion to masturbation, Pink drunkenly gets it on with a scantily-clad clone of herself while Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:55:45 +0000 http://www.mixx.com/stories/2946236/the_superficial_pink_loves_herself_literally thingy_2946236 starcasm http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/pink_has_sex_with_pink.php A great Christmas gift for a little girl that wants to be a big star but doesn’t have any talent! Sat, 29 Nov 2008 03:39:07 +0000 http://www.mixx.com/stories/2939517/heidi_montag_fame_monger_paper_doll_kit thingy_2939517 starcasm http://starcasm.net/archives/1849 After nearly 70 years of protecting Gotham City against all sorts of colorful, deformed and wonderfully themed villains, pretty boy Bruce Wayne has had enough! Fri, 28 Nov 2008 17:34:15 +0000 http://www.mixx.com/stories/2936045/holy_batastrophe_batman_bruce_wayne_to_retire thingy_2936045 starcasm http://starcasm.net/archives/1835 Grant Show is emphatic about the fact that he WILL NOT be a part of the new Melrose Place revival show planned by the CW. (He’s bound to be making at least $7.50/hour playing that minor role on Private Practice.) Thu, 27 Nov 2008 17:54:57 +0000 http://www.mixx.com/stories/2926615/grant_show_jake_says_no_to_melrose_place_remake thingy_2926615 starcasm http://starcasm.net/archives/1824 As if having your most recent movie rake in $70 million during opening weekend isn’t enough of a high, actress Kristen Stewart decided to get even Vamp-higher by smoking out on her L.A. front steps. Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:48:55 +0000 http://www.mixx.com/stories/2918488/cannabusted_kristen_stewart_twilights_up_on_her_front_porch thingy_2918488 starcasm http://starcasm.net/archives/1816