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      <title>The bad ones hurt forever: Dual Metal Jak't</title>
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      <title>If Sarah Palin Was A Garbage Pail Kid...</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu Oct 09 21:29:12 UTC 2008</pubDate>
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      <title>Bat Brew- Just in time for Halloween!</title>
      <description>CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa - It wasn&#8217;t just the caffeine that gave an Iowa woman an extra jolt after she had her morning coffee.&#160; The bat she found in the filter also helped.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu Oct 09 21:01:57 UTC 2008</pubDate>
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      <title>Hey, John McCain your name isn't "Maverick"</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://www.mixx.com/images/icons/default_video.128x96.jpg", alt = ""/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The "Maverick" family is pissed off at John McCain for using their family name. He has gotten shit from the band Heart, Van Halen and just recently the Foo Fighters... what a jerk!</description>
      <pubDate>Thu Oct 09 20:38:37 UTC 2008</pubDate>
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      <title>YouTube - Wacky human inventions from 1930's</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu Oct 09 16:16:48 UTC 2008</pubDate>
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      <title>Oprah to pay everyone's mortgage</title>
      <description>Millions of Americans rejoiced this week after popular TV personality Oprah Winfrey announced plans to pay all future mortgage payments for every home owner in the United States.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu Oct 09 15:21:34 UTC 2008</pubDate>
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      <title>Travel Jokes Humor and Satire - Heavy Luggage</title>
      <description>Another joke for your enjoyment. This one is short but funny. Remember, laughter is good for you.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu Oct 09 07:01:34 UTC 2008</pubDate>
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      <title>Car Dealership Offers Discounts for McCain Bumper Stickers | Auto Financing</title>
      <description>A used car dealership offering discounts if customers put a McCain bumper sticker on their car.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed Oct 08 21:42:22 UTC 2008</pubDate>
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      <title>Annual Telemarketer Awards rudely interrupted with attractive Visa card offer.</title>
      <description>The keynote speaker at this year&#8217;s prestigious Telemarketer Awards ceremony was disrupted by an ill-timed phone call from Citibank</description>
      <pubDate>Tue Oct 07 15:20:23 UTC 2008</pubDate>
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      <mixx:submitter>DERFMagazine</mixx:submitter>
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      <title>Extreme Piercing - The Vegetarian Festival in Thailand</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue Oct 07 15:04:23 UTC 2008</pubDate>
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