http://www.mixx.com/users/monkee Mixx of activity by monkee en-us I was talking with a friend the other day about how rude and angry some people can be. I told him that I had worked in customer service for a few years and had my life threatened and asked to step outside more than a few times. My reponse was usally the s Tue Jul 29 04:06:06 UTC 2008 http://www.mixx.com/stories/1507178/i_was_talking_with_a_friend_the_other_day_about_how_rude_and_angry_some_people_can_be_i_told_him_that_i_had_worked_in_customer thingy_1507178 monkee http://www.monkeychapps.com/the-angriest-man/ My goal is complete! I am now #4 in Google when you search for tingle crotch. This was my whole reason for creating this blog. Thank you for helping me get there. Now I can shut this puppy down and move on. This is a list of other search terms that land m Tue Jul 29 03:53:08 UTC 2008 http://www.mixx.com/stories/1506783/my_goal_is_complete_i_am_now_4_in_google_when_you_search_for_tingle_crotch_this_was_my_whole_reason_for_creating_this_blog thingy_1506783 monkee http://www.monkeychapps.com/tingle-crotch-and-google/ Brandon! Brandon! Brandon, come here! Thats what I heard for five minutes while we were in the Quicky Mart. Your 3 year old was running all over and knocking stuff down while you and your Whiskey Tango (white trash) wife were getting your post methadone c Thu Jul 17 04:00:06 UTC 2008 http://www.mixx.com/stories/1096935/brandon_brandon_brandon_come_here_thats_what_i_heard_for_five_minutes_while_we_were_in_the_quicky_mart_your_3_year_old_wa thingy_1096935 monkee http://www.monkeychapps.com/sorry-that-i-kicked-you-in-balls/ Thats right, you heard me I licked it! I licked your iphone before you got it. Remember all the calls you made to me asking if we had the iphone in stock? Thu Jul 17 03:55:26 UTC 2008 http://www.mixx.com/stories/1096697/i_licked_your_iphone_monkeychapps_com thingy_1096697 monkee http://www.monkeychapps.com/i-licked-your-iphone/ StumbleUpon? Whats that? Another social media group that you want me to join? I already have 12 to keep track of. What is so different about this one? Oh, Thu Jun 26 00:18:14 UTC 2008 http://www.mixx.com/stories/485400/the_stumbleupon_effect_monkeychapps thingy_485400 monkee http://www.monkeychapps.com/the-stumbleupon-effect/ For a blogger Stumbleupon is a must! Not only does it have the ability to drive massive traffic but it is the only source I need to find whats really cool on the web. I cannot rave enough about SU. Please, my fellow blog-o-philes, give it a look. If you a Thu Jun 26 00:12:53 UTC 2008 http://www.mixx.com/stories/485352/for_a_blogger_stumbleupon_is_a_must_not_only_does_it_have_the_ability_to_drive_massive_traffic_but_it_is_the_only_source_i_nee thingy_485352 monkee http://www.monkeychapps.com/how-stumbleupon-changed-the-blog-o-dome/ 1. You are reading this list to see if you are indeed an asshat. 2. You want to see if people you know are an asshat. 3. You have three bumper stickers on your car. 4. They are all the same bumper sticker saying but 3 years apart and instead of just placi Sun Jun 08 06:41:58 UTC 2008 http://www.mixx.com/stories/380774/top_31_reasons_you_know_you_are_an_asshat_monkeychapps thingy_380774 monkee http://www.monkeychapps.com/top-31-reasons-you-know-you-are-an-asshat/ 1001 1110 11010 111010 0010000 1101100 1101011110101101101 101100 never more 10101 your eyes 1101011 0100011 001110 100011 01 01 011 000011 011 you are Sat May 03 20:50:29 UTC 2008 http://www.mixx.com/stories/257938/a_poem_for_bill_gates_written_in_binary_monkeychapps thingy_257938 monkee http://www.monkeychapps.com/a-poem-for-bill-gates-written-in-binary/ “You are left handed too, cool”! That’s what I hear as often as “your handwriting is horrible”. I was born right handed but because of nerve damage Sat May 03 20:49:30 UTC 2008 http://www.mixx.com/stories/257937/my_left_hand_monkeychapps thingy_257937 monkee http://www.monkeychapps.com/my-left-hand/ Am I a theologian? A Bible scholar? No. What I am is thinker and a scripture-aficionado. An old testament enthusiast if you will. As I stood in Sat May 03 20:48:32 UTC 2008 http://www.mixx.com/stories/257936/yahoo_google_mcdonalds_and_the_apocalypse_monkeychapps thingy_257936 monkee http://www.monkeychapps.com/yahoo-google-mcdonalds-and-the-apocalypse/