VOTE THIS UP if you think Joe should use this for his new avatar

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1. • exMixxer

   Damn donut pirates.

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2. • nowsourcing

   @Bdog2g2
   isn't Joe a ninja? Or a marine? I don't think they mesh well with pirates.

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3. • calinazaret

   I vote YES

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4. • pleeker

   Hellz yes!

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5. • yoda

   <---not getting involved.

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6. • robdiana

   @nowsourcing
   that would be a different Joe as in SilentJay.

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7. • SilentJay74

   @robdiana
   No the Joe that is being refered to is a Mixx employee. This is Joe from Mixx not SilentJay

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8. • robdiana

   @SilentJay74
   That's what I meant. The avatar is not you. Now that I reread my comment, it is obvious that I was not clear.

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9. • DawudMiracle

   I'm wid it.

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10. • Albionshores

    Damn, I think we should all change our avatars to DonutEyeJoe.

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11. • cGt2099

    @Albionshores
    Yes
    I agree

    <-------------

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12. • Albionshores

    @cGt2099
    This is how revolution starts.

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13. • Albionshores

    Could Joe be the 2nd Coming?
    I know, it sounds ridiculous at first, but look at what we already know and the pieces of the jigsaw can be seen to fall into place.

    First of all Joe helped set up Mixx....Joe is not only on the internet he is part of it. Hence if the internet is everywhere then Joe is omnipresent.

    Secondly He has shown us that the Donut is His sign and this requires some closer scrutiny. Look at the donut. Joe did not choose any old jelly filled donut. Joe chose a ringed donut. But don't ringed donuts come to us in the shape of bagels, a Jewish form of bread? The people chosen by God in the Old Testament and Bread being the staff of life! There we have it. Joe is telling us that he has been chosen by God, that his way is life and that the truth lies in the the symbolic message hidden in the Donut. A circle with a centre through which is the point in which Joe looks at us. This brings us to the third point...

    Thirdly Joe is looking at us through The Monad! The all encompassing circle is the donut, the point in the middle is the 'first being' from who's perspective Joe is looking at us.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monad_%28symbol%29
    "a term for God or the first being, or the totality of all beings. Monad being the source or the One meaning without division."

    Finally look at how Joe's Donut is decorated. By drawing lines between the toppings mounted on chocolate we see more of the hidden message Joe is metaphorically trying to feed us with. 6 points....just like the Star of David!

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/49/Star_of_David.svg/300px-Star_of_David.svg.png

    But shows us that there is more to this symbology! Look at the colours with which Joe (dbuh) has chosen to decorate his donut. Blue, Yellow and Green the colours we associate with life; the Water and Air, the Sun and the Plants. But wrapped in the message is a warning! 3 Yellows in perfect unity but 2 Blues and a Green. Now look again at the Star of David. Two triangles opposed to one another like Yin and Yang.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taijitu

    Joe (dbuh) is telling us that there is good and bad in everything; creation and destruction. heaven and earth, both competing and complimentary. We already know that the number 6 is significant to Joe's teaching and that this teaching is dualist in nature and that two locked triangles (the Star of David) are key to our understanding. Well prepare to have your socks blown off!!! The number 777 under Hebrew tradition is the perfect number hence the number some attribute to Jesus and 666, the imperfect number, is the number the Book Of Revelations in the Bible attributes to the beast or the Antichrist.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/777_%28number%29

    Well drawing a triangle with 6 nodes on each side taking this to the next step:

    http://mathworld.wolfram.com/TriangularNumber.html

    And you have two messages in one triangle...or an opposing message in each of two identical triangles. One triangle which can be interpretted with sides of lengths of 6 as being three 6s or 666. The other inter interpretation being that the same triangle can be seen as having 21 nodes, 3x7 or 777! Clearly DonutEyedJoe has a deep esoteric knowlege through which he is communicating to in symbolic-parable.

    Change your avatars now people before things get sticky.......the Time of Joe is at hand!

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14. • exMixxer

    @Albionshores

    Wow, you really took this to another level, hell another dimension.

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15. • Albionshores

    @Bdog2g2
    You know what you have to do!

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16. • cGt2099

    @Bdog2g2
    Come with us, it is the only way

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17. • SilentJay74

    @cGt2099
    Shed your old skin, be revitalized and bask in the being known as "The Joe"

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18. • cGt2099

    @Bdog2g2
    Repeat after me
    "The Joe", "The Joe", "The Joe", "The Joe", "The Joe", "The Joe", "The Joe", "The Joe", "The Joe", "The Joe", "The Joe", "The Joe".......

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19. • Albionshores

    @cGt2099
    Who's the leader of the club that's great for you and me?
    D, O, N.
    U, T, Eye.
    J and O and E.

    DONUT JOE!! Donut Joe!
    DONUT JOE!! Donut Joe!

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20. • cGt2099

    @Albionshores
    donut know?
    GET DONUT JOE
    "The more you know"

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21. • SilentJay74

    HEY JOE! Were you going with that doughnut in your hand?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr2MXLFUyPE

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22. • cGt2099

    Would you like a cup o joe to go with that donut, donut joe?

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23. • exMixxer

    @Albionshores
    @cGt2099
    @SilentJay74

    GI Joe is here. Google Girl will return later.

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24. • Albionshores

    Joe is trying to tell us something else with the donut too. If the 3 yellow confectionary decorations form the perfect light, heavenly aspect that we must aspire to be like to follow in the way of The Joe, then, of the two triangles that can be formed, the 2 blues and the green form the negative aspect.

    This calls for further investigation.

    Clearly green is the colour of envy and so the Blue gives us an insight into what form our nemesis will take....the antichrist if you will. We know that Joe is the embodiment of our Holy Grail so we are looking for something in opposition to Joe. Someone that is the reverse of everything TheJoe represents. Certainly it will expose itself by representing itself with something blue. Perhaps in the shape upside down cross although that might be too obvious.....maybe a square savoury to mock Joe's holy-donut....or an upturned chalice in rejection to Joe's HolyGrail inheritance.

    Keep your eyes peeled everyone.
    You're looking for something that could possibly look like this....

    http://imgplace.com/image/view/120a4efb1defa15795abcdfe90c63e3b

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25. • cGt2099

    @Albionshores
    my god, you're right
    he must be the chosen! the annointed! The way, the truth, the light!
    He is a Messiah, and I should know for I've followed a few!
    All hail the holy donut of Joetioch!

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26. • exMixxer

    @Albionshores
    @cGt2099

    "You're looking for something that could possibly look like this...."

    I found it.
    http://www.mixx.com/users/Nomadelle

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27. • Joe

    Truly, you have read well of my hidden meanings. My revelations have not been for naught. Wisdom be unto you, and the blessings of the holy donut descend upon your eyes so that you too may see the truth that is revealed therein.

    Be blessed, my sons and daughters. Be blessed.

    Follow the donut, and paradise shall be yours.

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28. • Albionshores

    @Joe
    He speaks! I never doubted of course....I always knew donuts were hol(e)y.

    And the adversary? REEM!!!! (Nomadelle)......Good work Brother Bdog, social-blend her ass! Just make sure you don't get sucked in by her womanly wiles:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZl6Wbj0lQI

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29. • cGt2099

    @Joe
    WIN - FLAWLESS VICTORY - EPIC

    The Holy Donut of Joetioch shall show us the true meaning of Mixxing

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30. • Albionshores

    Have you noticed that we all see the man behind the donut but when Joe made his avatar he saw only donut.

    Inspiring.
    [/golfclap]

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31. • cGt2099

    @Albionshores
    http://www.mixx.com/photos/226709/this_just_in_new_da_vinci_artwork_discovered

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32. • SilentJay74

    This thread has now risen to EPIC proportions! The deliverer speaketh! The followers show allegiance, the disbelievers now believe. What a glorious day!

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33. • SilentJay74

    OMG! A Song by the Laughing Clowns named HOLY JOE!!!:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FJylE2Tr8s

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34. • SilentJay74

    U2 HOLY JOE!:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS_5TmLO_kg

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35. • Syxle

    *BREAKS THE AVATAR COMBO*

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36. • cGt2099

    @Syxle
    This blasphemy must be dealt with
    Your penance is to... eat a bagel!

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37. • Kate da Great

    XD What are you doing with that donut, Dad?

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38. • cGt2099

    d-dad?
    WE HAVE A CHOSEN ONE!

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39. • Kate da Great

    Er... I don't think I was chosen so much as happened... but I'll take it!

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40. • cGt2099

    This is a sign!

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41. • Syxle

    @cGt2099

    YES

    WANT
    GIMME ONE !

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42. • cGt2099

    @Syxle
    HERETIC
    MUST BE STONED TO DEATH!
    FORGET THE ROCKS - GET THE BREAD ROLLS - AND HURL WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT IN THE NAME OF THE DONUT

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43. • exMixxer

    @cGt2099

    No, for his herecy he being bread rolled is too good....no no....he must get a stiffer punishment to show all others that the Donut and Donut Joe have come.... Syxle gets nothing less than hot coffeed.

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44. • cGt2099

    @Bdog2g2
    there would be nothing worse

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45. • Albionshores

    I see the agents of Nomadelle; false prophets and bogarts are at work.

    Joe is calling you to him. Join with him. Come into the realm of the donut, the Holy of Holies which Joe has chosen to reveal to you. Woe to you oh Soldiers of Reem. Repent!

    Offer up your Krispy Kreme penance and learn the inner workings of the great architect in all his aloha splendor.

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46. • Albionshores

    @Albionshores
    Freud would have had a field day....

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47. • Kate da Great

    I can't help but find this thread very surreal...

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48. • cGt2099

    Surrealism leads to enlightenment
    Enlightenment leads to hunger
    Hunger leads to Donuts

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49. • Cocreator

    hhmmmm............dddooonnnuuutttsss. I've been wondering why you two had the same avatar......

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50. • katharinec

    Mine eyes hath seen... ahaha, oh man, you guys! Awesome.

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