Before the Galaxy Far, Far Away: Influences on ‘Star Wars’ | Cineleet

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1. • calinazaret

   I still don't know why wookiees don't have pants!

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2. • SilentJay74

   @calinazaret
   Niether do Ewoks and I don't hear you bitchin about that. Ewok are actually Wookies cut in half. Ask George Lucas.

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3. • calinazaret

   @SilentJay74 I'm only worried about Wookiees because they're tall enough to have their junk swingin' in my face. Ewoks, not so much.

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4. • SilentJay74

   @calinazaret
   But what if an Ewok was caught in a snow drift after freak weather patterns on Endor? Frozen balls would not be so much fun.

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5. • yoda

   @calinazaret but they don't seem to have penises either, not that i could see in the movies. Chewy is kind of a neuter, really...

   "would someone get this walking carpet out of my way!!" <---Princess Leia.

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