Hallmark Scientists Identify 3 New Human Emotions | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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theonion.com — KANSAS CITY, MO?The new Hallmark-brand feelings will fill any gaps left by the company's Thinking of You and Just Because categories.

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  1. "Until now, millions of people worldwide were forced to express their sincere and heartfelt requiapathy, seprudity, and trepatiousness with clumsy words and gestures," Hall said. "Our colorful and succinct messages will spare them countless hours of inconvenience and potential misunderstandings."

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  2. That is funny. Ah, the onion.

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