Aiken says he's glad the truth is out and he couldn't be happier that John Edwards wound up becoming the father of his new little Claymate.

Details are sketchy as many have been reluctant to discuss what they saw when the crypt door opened and McCain's former ideals burst into flame.

The company said the idea to utilize Kerry struck them after photos of the senator partying with women on Nantucket surfaced on the Internet.

The bodies were part of Beijing's efforts to remove people they felt could threaten the image they want to portray to the world during this year's Games.

As Obama's International Love Fest '08 wraps up, political figures are joining forces to "strongly recommend" that their buddy is elected this fall.

The new fee is assessed at the point of purchase and gives airline employees the freedom to punch passengers square in the face at any time.

They claim to have proof that most inanimate objects will always move slowly toward a median temperature regardless of their initial inherent temperature.

Both said they are looking forward to the new roles, which they said gives them one more opportunity to take financial advantage of their positions.

"Carlos Bonilla does not speak for me. In fact, the guy is usually slurring his words so badly you can't tell who he's speaking for," said McCain.

"Amoebas" features an all-star cast and is helmed by award-winning director Brad Bird. You'll never look at life in a petry dish the same again.