Earthlings, if you are going to stop pollution and global warming, you must STOP Winkie Meister first. He is the sole cause of overpopulation which is one of the primary causes of global climate change.

Earthling, we are fond of your other creatures on this planet. We assure you that you are not the only important species on this planet.

Cigarettes at $4.49 are equivalent to 1 gallon of gas and they do not even get you from point A to point B.

Earthling, Father’s Day is not about giving your father a gift. It is about showing your appreciation to him for being your father. Due to the current economic conditions we have some suggestions.

Zork's tips to being green to save the planet Earth.

Zork's tips to being green to save the planet Earth.

There is one only endorsement that can counter Edwards. No, it's not Al Gore. No, it's not Howard Dean. The endorsement she needs is Simon Cowell.

CAPE GIRARDEAU, Mo. -- Hillary Clinton scored a big victory in the West Virginia primary Tuesday, saying "the race isn't over yet." But there's little chance the win will turn around her faltering bid for the Democratic presidential nomination.

If you want to please a woman, then you have to think outside the Box..

Even with all the negative publicity surrounding Wright and his "wrightless" racial slurs, Obama keeps going full steam. Politics is about momentum and I just can't figure out how Hillary is going to win the nomination.