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Carmelita! Are f*cking out of mind! Please have a happy period next month, because you just ruined my hair! How did you do this to me? You have been my hairdresser for years.

Such a NYC story, You can find your love in the subway or shit happens! LOL

Everyone deserves to love and be loved even sex addicts. What if a sex addict find his love and try make a relationship with that person. He writes a letter to his prospective lover. Let's read it! LOL

I woke up tense & bored this mornig. You know! It was one of those mornings! Nothing makes you smile! I thought if I do nasty & funny things throughout the day, it would make me laugh! Don't be scared those are just thoughts to make me & you smile.

OH LA LA!!! Massaging yourself in the bathroom at work!!! Aparently is is healhty!

Dear ugly Dog You are my neighbor ’s dog. You are a very ugly and tinny creature. By all means you are gross.I simply hate you. Don’t get me wrong! I’m an animal lover. You are the ONLY dog I hate. You are just disgusting. When ever we take the same

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