A humorous look at who had a good Beijing Olympics . . . and who did not.

It's not designed to be funny. But it is.

Find out what Amanda Beard said about those rumors linking her to Michael Phelps . . . and then how she tried to unsay it.

Yes, we're talking about a musical. No, we're not kidding.

Here's a hint: Hulk Hogan isn't the only ex-wrestler who's all-too-ready for his close-up.

He's the man of the hour in Beijing--gold medals galore and plenty of Facebook friends.

Not a shock, given his tantrum, but we're enjoying a good laugh at Ara Abrahamian's expense.

"Ouch!" to the tenth power for the unfortunate Janos Baranyai.

Little girl gets the shaft: Good enough to sing in the opening ceremonies . . . as long as someone else's face is on camera.

No gold medals for Double Checking the Schedule for this guy.