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President-elect Barry Obama loses Blackberry and Scarlett Johannson on the same day view story
1 vote- Submitted by jmwinn198
- about 12 hours ago
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Ol’ Barry won the election and now has to kick his beloved Blackberry habit because of it. Which will be some feat, as reports indicate the poor bastard is hooked to the thing, like Canseco and steroids or Madonna and craziness.
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The Sky is Falling: It’s National Men Cook Dinner Day! view story
4 votes- Submitted by jmwinn198
- 11 days ago
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Yes, I too experienced that numb, dumbfounded feeling when initially learning such a twisted holiday existed.
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Skinheads Plot Obama Assassination - Fail Miserably view story
3 votes- Submitted by jmwinn198
- 20 days ago
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Daniel Cowart and Paul Schlesselman are not your typical white supremacist skinheads. They have big ambitions and delusions of neo-Nazi grandeur, you see. Death concerns them none.
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Obama will say anything to get elected. Really, John McCain? Really? view story
1 vote- Submitted by jmwinn198
- 25 days ago
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John McCain has tried to beat this into American minds like he’s massaging a knot out of Cindy’s back. He wants to discredit the mystical illusion that Obama’s a god-sent shepherd of hope, by labeling him just another politician who will say anythin
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Nixon, Rove and Giuliani - A Political Poker Game in Hell view story
1 vote- Submitted by jmwinn198
- 26 days ago
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Richard Nixon has two seats saved in Hell for Karl Rove and Rudy Giuliani.
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Sarah Palin Rewrites Constitution - Smarter than 3rd Grader view story
1 vote- Submitted by jmwinn198
- 27 days ago
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While responding to the inquiry of a third grader during a recent television interview, Palin threw out the U.S. Constitution like she was buying new linens.
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McCarthyism is alive and well…let the witch hunt begin view story
1 vote- Submitted by jmwinn198
- 27 days ago
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Indeed, Minnesota Congresswoman, republican Michelle Bachmann, has been reading the McCarthy Doctrine by candlelight and getting off on historical accounts of the Salem Witch Trials.
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Bush-McCain comparisons valid - sort of view story
3 votes- Submitted by jmwinn198
- 28 days ago
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That should be our most pressing concern in regards to drawing Bush-McCain comparisons. Not the “90 percent of the time” or “Four more years of failed economic policy” or “10 billion dollars a month in Iraq.”
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Will Obama’s support actually show up? view story
1 vote- Submitted by jmwinn198
- about 1 month ago
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Barack Obama’s looking over his shoulder like a vulnerable sweetheart scampering through the streets of Harlem at 3 in the morning. Why wouldn’t he?
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Daily Kos: Joe the Plumber or Joe the Tax Evader? view story
1 vote- Submitted by jmwinn198
- about 1 month ago
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After ABC News identified America’s new favorite plumber’s crack as one Samuel Joe Wurzelbacher, a quick check on Ohio’s online tax records reveals one Samuel J Wurzelbacher of Toledo is being pursued in the Lucas County Court of Common Pleas for $1

