Join the Bad Guy Gang for a picnic! Will they ever find that damn golden seal?

Professor's loneliness drives him to heal his sexual appetites, but when he leaves a band of horny idiots in charge, his once lovely companion is turned into a creature of epic disproportions.

Secret agendas are revealed, tummies are torn asunder, and the gang begins their epic quest!

Included are weird, but true news stories like a vegan strip club, dishwasher soap served in a wine glass, and a beer can shaped coffin...

Davel, Angelina and James bring you the news of the weird from around the world.

Text messaging is the new doggystyle! It's like Texting... only Sextier...