Let's see, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame recently announced its class of '08 inductees and, as you many of you know, Madonna and John Cougar Mellencamp made the cut.

They descend upon humble, decent neighborhoods, trailing $5 half-caff soy lattes and Von Dutch hats in their wake. They send rents through the roof, and pump poseur irony into everything they touch.

What's the difference between paying a crack whore for a handjob, and shelling out big bucks for a tantric sex teacher who's got one hand on your groin and the other up your ass?

For almost a year, the sports world has been salivating over the release of the Mitchell Report. Within the report is a list of Major League Baseball players linked to steroid use.

Porn stars do more than have sex on camera for a living. Many, indeed, have abilities that don't require getting their genitals shaved. Unfortunately, they never get to share these special talents with the world, that is, until now.