tontobalboa
1279 Karma Points
Hey Everyone... I'm the editor in chief for Tonto And Friends - Where bums, ex-boxers, soul singers, punks, hippies, mimes, and women go for their daily dose of online humor.
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[COMIC] - Mime is Sent to a Court-Appointed Therapist view story
1 vote- Submitted by tontobalboa
- 8 days ago
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Linus, the Angry Mime and his therapist try some role-playing.
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Web Comic - Linus at Work! view story
1 vote- Submitted by tontobalboa
- 13 days ago
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Another moment in the life of a kidney stealing mime!
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Crime is a Laughing Matter: Using outdated laws and sterotypes to follow your bliss! view story
4 votes- Submitted by tontobalboa
- 19 days ago
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But, instead of sitting there stewing quietly with rage, why not use these antiquated laws to your advantage, and let your criminal mind make some money while you're at it?
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Ask a Pirate - Songs, Duel Ducking, and Avoiding Some Stinky Breath!!! view story
5 votes- Submitted by tontobalboa
- 21 days ago
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The only gay pirate advice columnist answers your questions (three at least)
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The Worst People in The World? Your Co-Workers!!! view story
2 votes- Submitted by tontobalboa
- 24 days ago
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Between The God Guy, The One-Track Mind Guy, The CIA Operative, and The Functional Coke Head (Employee of the Year), work wouldn't be so bad, would it?
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New Baseball Metaphors for Sarah Palin!!! view story
3 votes- Submitted by tontobalboa
- 28 days ago
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So far we've heard how she "knocked one out of the park," and hit a "home run" with her speech. What about "balk," "intentional walk," "switch hitter," "Bean Ball," and "Squeeze Play?" They all apply too!
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Ask a Pirate - Seance, Hugs, and Scurvy view story
2 votes- Submitted by tontobalboa
- about 1 month ago
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Melvin the Pirate answers all your questions regarding reviving Blackbeard, proper hug technique, and the dreaded scurvy!!!
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Film Review - I.O.U.S.A. view story
2 votes- Submitted by tontobalboa
- about 1 month ago
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A review of the film that touches on how the filmmakers message is solid and backed "with things like facts and common sense" but how they might treat the audience with kid gloves.
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Ask a Pirate - Adapting to Technology, Ship Names, and Lasting Longer in the Bedroom! view story
2 votes- Submitted by tontobalboa
- about 1 month ago
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What's a pirate doing on the Internet? What's the scariest ship name around, and how can a man last longer while enjoying a passing romp with a proper lass? Answers await ye...
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Ask a Pirate - Free Drinks, Lass 'Rasslin, and Pirate Flags view story
3 votes- Submitted by tontobalboa
- about 1 month ago
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Melvin the Pirate explains a fancy bar trick, how to take the next step with a wench without resorting to rape, and how to make a proper pirate flag.

