Linus, the Angry Mime and his therapist try some role-playing.

Another moment in the life of a kidney stealing mime!

But, instead of sitting there stewing quietly with rage, why not use these antiquated laws to your advantage, and let your criminal mind make some money while you're at it?

The only gay pirate advice columnist answers your questions (three at least)

Between The God Guy, The One-Track Mind Guy, The CIA Operative, and The Functional Coke Head (Employee of the Year), work wouldn't be so bad, would it?

So far we've heard how she "knocked one out of the park," and hit a "home run" with her speech. What about "balk," "intentional walk," "switch hitter," "Bean Ball," and "Squeeze Play?" They all apply too!

Melvin the Pirate answers all your questions regarding reviving Blackbeard, proper hug technique, and the dreaded scurvy!!!

A review of the film that touches on how the filmmakers message is solid and backed "with things like facts and common sense" but how they might treat the audience with kid gloves.

What's a pirate doing on the Internet? What's the scariest ship name around, and how can a man last longer while enjoying a passing romp with a proper lass? Answers await ye...

Melvin the Pirate explains a fancy bar trick, how to take the next step with a wench without resorting to rape, and how to make a proper pirate flag.