EULA: You agree to not use Itunes to produce nuclear missiles

Comments (11)

1. • calinazaret

   Well, damn! There goes my master plan!

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2. • exMixxer

   Damn, Apple doesn't F$%^ around.

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3. • gbarberi

   That's photoshopped, right?

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4. • Honest_Ape

   Shit. I swear, I should've read that thing closer. So much for that MP3 Playing Warhead I was developing for Iran.

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5. • tomboys

   At least iTunes will stop terrorists. .. I mean hey! they signed the agreement so that can't do it right?

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6. • cGt2099

   @Honest_Ape
   & Iran
   Iran
   So far away...

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7. • Honest_Ape

   @cGt2099
   You ain't wrong to me,
   so strong to me,
   you belong to me
   Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me
   Mahmoud make my heart beat right out of my chest
   my mind says no but my body says yes
   Nuclear threat,
   the only threat I see
   is the threat of you not coming home with me...

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8. • exMixxer

   Greg and Josh have problems. Serious ones. And Josh you can't pull your medical condition out as an excuse.

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9. • cGt2099

   @Bdog2g2
   Elephantiasis of the nuts is not an excuse?

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10. • PaulaB

    Well damn it and just when I finally found some black market Plutonium for the bomb core and got that whole pesky rocket science thing figured out now i have to go back to the drawing board for my guidance system

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11. • PaulaB

    But this maybe a blessing in disguise as I was afraid that using my I Pod for a guidance system might just cause my missile to accidentally hit Snoop Dog instead of Washington DC...

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