EULA: You agree to not use Itunes to produce nuclear missiles

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sycrat.com — Comments from reddit: Philluminati:So they can't trust us not to steal music but we can be trusted not to build nukes? Where's the Digital Nuke Management stuff?

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  1. Well, damn! There goes my master plan!

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  2. Damn, Apple doesn't F$%^ around.

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  3. That's photoshopped, right?

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  4. Shit. I swear, I should've read that thing closer. So much for that MP3 Playing Warhead I was developing for Iran.

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  5. At least iTunes will stop terrorists. .. I mean hey! they signed the agreement so that can't do it right?

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  6. @Honest_Ape
    & Iran
    Iran
    So far away...

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  7. @cGt2099
    You ain't wrong to me,
    so strong to me,
    you belong to me
    Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me
    Mahmoud make my heart beat right out of my chest
    my mind says no but my body says yes
    Nuclear threat,
    the only threat I see
    is the threat of you not coming home with me...

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  8. Greg and Josh have problems. Serious ones. And Josh you can't pull your medical condition out as an excuse.

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  9. @Bdog2g2
    Elephantiasis of the nuts is not an excuse?

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  10. Well damn it and just when I finally found some black market Plutonium for the bomb core and got that whole pesky rocket science thing figured out now i have to go back to the drawing board for my guidance system

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  11. But this maybe a blessing in disguise as I was afraid that using my I Pod for a guidance system might just cause my missile to accidentally hit Snoop Dog instead of Washington DC...

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163600_24 The_Plagiarist submitted this on February 21, 2008.