The First Miracle? DEJoe logs onto Internet without Laptop

1. • Albionshores
   • added 4 months ago

   If you'll also notice Joe's powers don't end there. FoxNews is unable to broadcast when Joe comes into close proximity with the tv screen. He literally casts out the tv demons......

   Pledge your allegiance now and change your avatars to DonutEyeJoe:
   http://www.mixx.com/photos/217529/vote_this_up_if_you_think_joe_should_use_this_for_his_new_avatar

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2. • cGt2099
   • added 4 months ago (edited 4 months ago)

   It is a miracle! Look at how fast the donut torrents are coming to him! WITH NO LEECHES!!!

   Wait... wasn't there scripture about this? "Sow a donut seed, and get torrents, so donut worry"?

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3. • Albionshores
   • added 4 months ago

   @cGt2099
   Lol, hey you know what, I think you're right!

   Come to think of it the Celts have shown donuts crucified on crosses for centuries now.....and so too have the Presbyterian Church:

   http://www.larrykatzmanphotography.com/katzman.celticcrossmurisk.02.jpg
   http://www.arlingtoncemetery.org/images/Emblems/emblem4.png

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4. • cGt2099
   • added 4 months ago

   @Albionshores
   AHH
   It's a sign, a sign, I tell you!!!!

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5. • SilentJay74
   • added 4 months ago

   The Joe has come. His will be done. His Algo is unmatched!

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6. • SilentJay74
   • added 4 months ago

   And shepherds we shall be,
   for thee my Joe for thee,
   Power hath descended from thy hand,
   so our keys might carry out thy command,
   And we shall flow a river forth to thee,
   and teaming with Mixx submissions shall it ever be,
   En Namine patris et fili,
   Et Spiritus Sancti.

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7. • cGt2099
   • added 4 months ago

   Our Donut
   Who Art in Joe's Hands
   Hallowed be thy taste
   Thy donut dunk
   Thy will be drunk, on earth as it is in DonutHeaven
   Give us this day our daily donut
   And forgive us our donut-thieves, as we forgive those who take the last one from the box
   And lead us only into the temptation of tasty donuts
   But deliver us from BAGELS
   Amen

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8. • Albionshores
   • added 4 months ago

   Ok, now I'm freaked out.....

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-YnBp2ZI38

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9. • calinazaret
   • added 4 months ago

   sheep.

   lol

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10. • exMixxer
    • added 4 months ago

    @calinazaret

    You blasphemer donut talk about donut joe and his disciples in such a manner....

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11. • calinazaret
    • added 4 months ago (edited 4 months ago)

    @Bdog2g2 hey, why question my irony? I though it was ironic, me being the Christian, making fun of y'all for being sheep. Get it?

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