I have SilentJay74's Birthday present right here!

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1. • cGt2099

   Everyone sing happy birthday to Jay!
   He turns 56 today!

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   1. • SilentJay74

      @cGt2099 34 douche bag

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   2. • MikeonTV

      @cGt2099 Are you sure he wasn't born in 1956? I think he turns 58 today.

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   3. • cGt2099

      @MikeonTV
      Dammit, you're right. I always did suck at math

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   4. • pleeker

      @SilentJay74 34 my arse! You think we believe that "74" in your name? Just like we believe the "silent" part.... Happy birthday!

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   5. • brad0022

      @SilentJay74 lol

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   8. • brad0022

      @pleeker he's silent but deadly....whats that smell?

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2. • arianrhod

   Awwwww, I bet he'll have the time of his life playing on it.

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3. • StandardsDT

   Happy Birthday to you!
   Happy Birthday to you!
   Happy Birthday SilentJay74!
   Happy Birthday to you!

   How old are you now?
   How old are you now?
   How old are you now SilentJay74?
   How old are you now?

   Are you 1?
   Are you 2?
   Are you 3?
   Are you 4?
   Are you .......etc

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   1. • cGt2099

      @StandardsDT

      He turns 60 today!

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   2. • StandardsDT

      @cGt2099

      Ah! Getting up there in the numbers eh?! Looks like he get's up to 60 birthday punches then!

      You can handle them Jay can't you?! I mean you were in the Marines right?! I'm sure you still have some toughness in ya to take about a total of 600 birthday punches. 60 punches from 10 people that are on the bowl!

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   3. • SilentJay74

      @StandardsDT Um Dude...I am 34.

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   4. • brad0022

      @SilentJay74 one foot in the grave. wearing your Depends today?

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   5. • StandardsDT

      @SilentJay74

      Haha I know I know. I was only going along with the joke. Happy Birthday man!

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4. • kernwill

   Look who's in the big leagues now! Graduated from the big wheel to the 4 wheeler, what's next, the Barbie bike with training wheels and tassels? :-)

   HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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   1. • StandardsDT

      @kernwill

      Will you get some Kudos! You just made my day with that comment.

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   2. • thejimgaudet

      @kernwill Kudos... I have been wanting that Barbie with the Tassels, skip the bike...

      Happy BDay SilentJay74

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   3. • brad0022

      @kernwill in a few more years he will graduate to the Peewee Herman red bike with that tall flag

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5. • Nomadelle

   Happy Birthday, grandpa! :-)

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6. • Tau_Zero

   Happy birthday, old man

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7. • kash

   Happy B'day to SilentJay74... where's my drink?.. is ok.. expecting kudos in party!!.. :))

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8. • JordanKasteler

   happy bday!

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9. • cactushair

   Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   :)

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10. • brad0022

    Happy Birthday. Im gonna pour out some of my 40 out for you.
    remember 34 is the new 33.5

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11. • BrettFavre

    Happy Birthday Jay! No matter how old you actually are.

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12. • webaddict

    Happy Birthday ya old bastard. :P

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13. • brad0022

    Jay, when is your first day at Walmart as a greeter? My dad is free to play chess in the park with ya whenever you are free.

    Have a great birthday Jay.

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14. • kre8designs

    SilentJay, Happy Birthday you freakin Social Network geek! 34! 34! Hell, you live on the internet like a 14-year-old! You'd think "Silent"Jay would be a hint, but No! It's a freakin' trap! I bet I get 100 emails a day from Mixx, Digg and Stumble telling me SilentJay this, SilentJay that. Damn dude—I bet the last 30 years of your miserable life were spent Mixxin'!

    Just kidding man. You are the shit! Enjoy your last birthday... those Wal-Mart jobs are killer.

    P.S. Remember to put the red stickers on the returns and the blue stickers on the carry-ins and always keep a smile on your face. Remember, Wal-Mart will hire your old ass, but they'll fire it too!

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15. • AmyVernon

    Happy Birthday!!!

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16. • Maing

    happy birthday!

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17. • SilentJay74

    @ Everyone....Thanks Guys! All of you rock!

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    1. • cGt2099

       @SilentJay74
       Except me
       Because I am such a bastard

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    2. • kre8designs

       @SilentJay74
       Happy Birthday!

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18. • explicitmemory

    Happy birthday SinlentJay, don't fret that is not a bad age to be. Got two years on ya,
    we are in our prime. Don't mind the egging, that just comes with the territory....

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19. • gbarberi

    Happy 74th Birthday

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20. • liliac83

    I hope I'm not too late.
    Happy B'Day Jay. :)

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