20 Everyday Items If They Were Designed for Batman
cracked.com — Batman proved to the world that every object can be improved by making it black and bat-shaped. We wondered what everyday household objects would look like if Batman was put in charge of the design.
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The Dark Knight has whipped up such a hype frenzy that we wouldn't be surprised if it cured the blind and healed the terminally ill. In fact, people are going so potty over The Dark Knight that they've started to pretend that they've already seen it
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It is no surprise that with the release of the next Batman movie, The Dark Knight, only days away, the number of stories focusing on Gotham’s hero is increasing. The latest concerns a book written concerning the likelihood that Batman could actually ex.
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8 minute B-roll package for The Dark Knight. Beware of minor spoilers. Enjoy.
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29 votes- Submitted by Jaguar
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See images of the hero from his origins to campy TV to dark night.
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The Dark Knight Earns Early Bat-Buzz
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28 votes- Submitted by MTVmax
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The First Negative Review of The Dark Knight
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19 votes- Submitted by DiffeeOnline
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Pundits (that's schmucks like us) are predicting that by the end of next weekend, THE DARK KNIGHT will have grossed over $300M in its first 10 days of release. So let's start predicting whether or not you believe that it will beat TITANIC...
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As a sidelight, I’d like to embrace these numbers as a triumph for non-marketing-driven movie titles. Look, everybody, the top-grossing “Batman” film of all time is the only one that doesn’t have “Batman” in the title!
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For Warner Bros., the mission was to keep "The Dark Knight" from seeing the light of day.
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Another tragedy for the Dark Knight cast...
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Michigan 'Joker' sentenced to 1 day in jail - Yahoo! News
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Christian Bale will not face assault charges
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45 votes- Submitted by cGt2099
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If only this were a real "Batman 3" teaser poster...
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The Dark Knight Passes Star Wars!
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68 votes- Submitted by cGt2099
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Now the second-highest grossing movie of all time!
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YouTube - The Dark Knight Typography
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Why so serious Typography.
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Love makes you do crazy things...
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Report: Cher As Catwoman, Johnny Depp As Riddler In "Dark Knight" Sequel Talks
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52 votes- Submitted by cGt2099
- 10 days ago
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The 62-year-old singer and actress is reported to be in talks to play Catwoman opposite Christian Bale in the third Batman film from British director Christopher Nolan. The Oscar-winner will join a cast that includes Johnny Depp as The Riddler...
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Why NOT So Serious? view photo
36 votes- Submitted by cGt2099
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Let's put a smile on that face!
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The Dark Knight Returns view photo
35 votes- Submitted by cGt2099
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A collection of OUTSTANDING Photoshopped Fan Made Posters of the Batman sequel to The Dark Knight...
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The Dark Knight breaks the $500 Million mark. But what does it mean?
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45 votes- Submitted by cGt2099
- 2 days ago
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It's finally happened: The Dark Knight broke the $500 million barrier this weekend like a giant man in a well-armored, bat-themed outfit smashing through a skylight that just happens to be well-placed above a crime in progress. But what does that mean?
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