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I received a bucket of Palin emails that took two days to thaw as they arrived frozen in halibut
I am one of those people who really want to get my eyes on the scandalous correspondence whereby she and her husband plot to remove the former trooper brother-in-law from his job as he was just a little too crude, even by their standards in rural Walissa.

I saw the email whereby she asked the former minister how she could dumb down her mayoral duties. He said, “Come on over and I’ll lie on my hands and simplify.”

She agreed and they had some mumbo jumbo together and the next thing you know she was relieved of many duties so that she could spend more time at home while receiving the same compensation.
She had a flurry of emails with Dick Cheney who is hiding out in the recreation room of the VP mansion. Cheney encouraged her to stand ready to accept a request from McCain to become his running mate.
She agreed of course. Next thing you know, however, there was a letter posted from Washington from John McCain asking her to join him on the ticket.

McCain doesn’t use email. Though so thrilled with the offer, she emailed all of her friends to say how tickled she would be assuming this high position. After all, the old guy might get Alzheimer’s or something and propel her to the top spot.

Then, she got an email from the house down the street, “Do you want to come over tonight and watch Russia with us?”

“Thanks but no thanks, I’ve got a date with Washington,” she replied.
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Comments (4)

- MacBookForMe
Play of young kids who are bored of dirty politics of grown ups...:)
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- jperson
Yeah, pretty much. This hack is the product of impulsive anarchy.
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- jim.george
I received a bucket of Palin emails that took two days to thaw as they arrived frozen in halibut
I am one of those people who really want to get my eyes on the scandalous correspondence whereby she and her husband plot to remove the former trooper brother-in-law from his job as he was just a little too crude, even by their standards in rural Walissa.

I saw the email whereby she asked the former minister how she could dumb down her mayoral duties. He said, “Come on over and I’ll lie on my hands and simplify.”

She agreed and they had some mumbo jumbo together and the next thing you know she was relieved of many duties so that she could spend more time at home while receiving the same compensation.
She had a flurry of emails with Dick Cheney who is hiding out in the recreation room of the VP mansion. Cheney encouraged her to stand ready to accept a request from McCain to become his running mate.
She agreed of course. Next thing you know, however, there was a letter posted from Washington from John McCain asking her to join him on the ticket.

McCain doesn’t use email. Though so thrilled with the offer, she emailed all of her friends to say how tickled she would be assuming this high position. After all, the old guy might get Alzheimer’s or something and propel her to the top spot.

Then, she got an email from the house down the street, “Do you want to come over tonight and watch Russia with us?”

“Thanks but no thanks, I’ve got a date with Washington,” she replied.
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