Smarter Women have Bad Sex

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1. • Bukowsky

   They're too busy with their nose's buried in a book, to learn the art of a kegstand.

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3. • yeps

   Oh its a big problem.

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4. • MarkCarras

   Wow! I never thought about it, but for the most part it is true. The wildest women I have had were dumber than a rock! Sad, but true since I prefer smart women. Oh well, this is why the FSM invented beer. :D

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5. • calinazaret

   First of all, this study is about womenbeing able to acheive orgasm, not about how good they are in bed.

   Second, it measures EDUCATION, not INTELLIGENCE.

   Third, participants in the study ranged from ages 18 to 49 years old! It's well documented that women reach a sexual "peak" in their thirties. Would you really expect an older, PhD toting woman to have as much fun during sex as an 18 year old girl who has no life outside of it?

   fourth, where is the actually study? This is a four sentence speculative article! Harumph.

   Lastly, I'm brainy as hell and I give FANTASTIC head. So there!

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6. • Nomadelle

   I nominate @calinazaret for COMMENT OF THE WEEK!

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7. • SilentJay74

   @calinazaret SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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8. • SilentJay74

   @calinazaret EPIC! I am still laughing!

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9. • exMixxer

   @calinazaret

   I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that... was... *awesome*.

   to quote Tommy Boy.

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10. • NaturalWoman

    fabulous comment!

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11. • kafka

    More power to THAT woman.

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12. • cmcgill

    @calinazaret nominated for all time Mixx comment!

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13. • cmcgill

    @calinazaret ps- I know you voted this down.... but after your comment, how can I not vote tis up?

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14. • paulmcintosh

    @calinazaret Well said. I'll have to resist the urge to reply in any other fashion.

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15. • yoda

    @cmcgill so let's see, i post a comment about smart women giving good head, it gets deleted by the admins, but calinzaret's response to it about giving head is all-time comment by the CEO himself???

    someone please explain this!

    so it's ok for women to advertise giving good head, but for men to even mention such a thing is an admin deletion?

    surely some kind of mistake has been made here, either that or i official report both calina, and yourself!!!

    seriously..... :-\

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16. • yoda

    clearly this deletion alters the flow of the discussion and makes Julie look bad responding about her skills when the original comment is removed that brought up the subject.

    please reinstate my comment, Kerry, Chris, Joe, whoever....or remove hers as a matter of fairness.

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17. • calinazaret

    @yoda I'm not advertising. I'm married, so if anyone thought I was advertising then they're mistaken.

    I think the difference between our comments is that my comment came off more like a joke and yours seemed more like a serious statement about women which could be offensive to some people.

    Also, your statement was about women in general, and mine is about myself and my life. It's the difference between me, as a woman, making a derogatory statement about men or, if I were a man, making a derogatory statement about myself. The difference is in how it's interpreted and who might be offended by it.

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18. • calinazaret

    @cmcgill hey, the last thing I'd want to do is tell you what to think or how to vote. Horray for freedom of opinion!

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19. • ravenber

    @calinazaret I am not so sure of your claim. I will need much proof to affirm this. ;)

    Also, yay on your great comment showing that you actually read the article ^_^ .. unlike some people apparently >_> YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! and I see the tags have been hit with the big ugly stupid stick. Great.

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20. • mortalwind

    Wow this thread went sideways.

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21. • calinazaret

    @ravenber good thing you're my husband. Otherwise you'd get smacked for such disrespectful comments! Demerits! :P

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22. • SilentJay74

    @yoda Hey man your comment was about someone elses act. Calina's was about her own. The only disrespect that could have been shown is disrespect of herself. Your comment could have been seen as disrespectful toward women. Calina being a woman and talking about her own skills does not disrespect anyone. Therefore my vote is to leave it.

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23. • SilentJay74

    @ravenber You sir, just won yourself an internet!!!

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24. • cGt2099

    @yoda

    >>"someone please explain this!"

    I am guessing someone interpreted your comment as either sexist or offensive, and clicked on the report this button. It happens, dude.

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25. • Nomadelle

    Sex (@calinazaret ) + Drama (@Yoda) = Entertainment! (Mixx)

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26. • Nomadelle

    Before you kick my a$$ about the previous comment, I wanted to confirm I was just kidding around...

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27. • steaprok

    wow! this thread was like a short story. I think the headline @ SunPost was misleading and unsubstantiated with any actual study data. But, I'm voting just for the conversation it sparked.

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28. • kpfingaz

    Man this is true. I know some bad chicks in the hood and they can sex. I guess thats what they studied in school.

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29. • robdiana

    @calinazaret
    So this is what I miss when I go to daily mixx emails? I need to be alerted to this kind of thing!

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30. • IQ120

    what should i say?

    see the video: (not offensive - only german!)

    http://www.bequeen.de/community/mygalerie/das-grosse-Orgasmus-Special10755?source=group&id=10410

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31. • BrettFavre

    @calinazaret
    COMMENT OF THE WEEK!!!!
    COMMENT OF THE WEEK!!!!
    COMMENT OF THE WEEK!!!!
    COMMENT OF THE WEEK!!!!

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32. • readheadgirl

    Right... well, I disagree and agree. I have fabulous sex, but I do sometimes have problems not letting my thoughts wonder when I'm masturbating.... that's why god invented the vibrator

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33. • exMixxer

    @readheadgirl Red headed women are naturally better in bed, having sampled many of your type! :) Blonds, the worst.

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34. • Honest_Ape

    Since when did we, as men, care if women had orgasms or not? Is that something we need to worry about? We all know the female orgasm is just a myth. Like the g-spot, or Bigfoot.

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35. • calinazaret

    @Honest_Ape BIGFOOT IS REAL

    I saw him going through my trash once

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36. • Honest_Ape

    @calinazaret
    Yeah right. And the Clitoris really DOES exist. Not likely.
    Pfft.

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37. • Cocreator

    @ Honest_Ape I'm pretty sure it does exist. Along with the G spot. The Clitoris is just a really small penis. My take on the G spot is that it's sort of like a female prostate. Also I'm glad someone drew the distinction between intelligence and education. The two are no way related. Many intelligent people are not "documented". Has a similar study been done regarding men?

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40. • yoda

    @calinazaret so saying generalizations about intelligence or lack thereof is somehow disrespectful???? wow, i don't like where this discussion is going one bit.

    i could find so many examples of these kinds of generalizations it would make your head spin.

    and me saying "I'm brainy as hell and I lick pussy well" isn't a self-aggrandizement or advertisement about MYSELF, eh?????

    i disagree on both counts.

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42. • yoda

    Ok, i'll rephrase my original statement in a very unthreatening way:

    "I've often heard it said that smarter women give better head."

    there! i hope you are happy now. :)

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43. • calinazaret

    @yoda hey, don't get mad at me. I didn't even get a chance to read your comments. Someone else reported them.

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44. • yoda

    Main Entry: I

    Pronunciation:
    \ˈī, ə\
    Function:
    pronoun
    Etymology:
    Middle English, from Old English ic; akin to Old High German ih I, Latin ego, Greek egō
    Date:
    before 12th century

    : the one who is speaking or writing

    the use of the pronoun I refers to the person who is writing.....

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45. • yoda

    @calinazaret oh. i'm not mad. i'm told they were reported by "a number of people" actually....surprising, eh?

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46. • calinazaret

    @Cocreator I appreciate your egocentric assessment of the female genitalia, but allow me to point out that the clitoris is not an undersized penis, because the penis is an elongated urethra while the clitoris is its own separate entity.

    I'll also take this moment to point out that human beings start out as neither male nor female, but develop various parts based on our genetic makeup. Therefore, anyone who makes a generalized statement such as "we all start out as women" or "the clitoris is just a small penis" is being a bit . . . uninformed?

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47. • calinazaret

    @yoda I wouldn't know, by the time I got here they were all gone. I would hope that, whatever it was you said, was written with respect for the community and the realization that, as a rather prominent member, your words can reflect on how mixx itself is regarded.

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48. • Honest_Ape

    @Cocreator
    The clitoris is a small penis? Ew. The imagery of that is really going to make sex with my wife uncomfortable.

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49. • Honest_Ape

    @yoda
    4 deleted comments on one thread? What're you doing, comparing Jesus with Hitler? Making slurs against Lithuanians? Calling white people crackers? If there's an award for most deleted comments of the week, you won that one hands down.

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50. • Honest_Ape

    @calinazaret
    One of my favorite episodes of The Office has this conversation between Dwight and Toby (the HR rep)

    Dwight: Where’s the clitoris? (Toby stares....speechless) On a website, it said at the crest of the labia. What does that mean? (Toby is still speechless.) What does the female vagina look like?

    Toby (later, to camera): Technically I am in human resources, and Dwight was asking about human anatomy. Um, I’m just sad the public school system failed him so badly.

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51. • calinazaret

    @Honest_Ape Toby is one of my favorite characters! I especially love how he reacts to Micheal making fun of his failed marriage. So sad.

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52. • Honest_Ape

    @calinazaret
    Yeah, but ever since he found out Pam and Jim are together, he's been a total dick about the situation.

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53. • calinazaret

    @Honest_Ape Pam and Jim are together?? DAMN YOU!! You know I'm a couple seasons behind :((

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54. • Honest_Ape

    @calinazaret
    OH SHIT! I totally forgot. I am soo sorry, Julie. Can you please forgive me?

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55. • calinazaret

    @Honest_Ape well, anyone who couldn't figure out that they'd eventually get together is pretty slow.

    I surmise they'll be together for a while and eventually decide they'd rather be friends. Then they'll date other people, get back later, and break up again continuously in some kind of soap opera loop until the series gets canceled.

    How could I ever forgive you for making this thread so totally off topic? Think of the pain Reem goes through every time she gets an email about comments on her story and it's just us talking about the office! Terrible.

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56. • Honest_Ape

    @calinazaret
    Well, I won't spoil anything for you, but I will tell you this: You couldn't be more wrong.

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57. • Nomadelle

    @Calinazaret @Honest_Ape I love that this submission is still alive, and I love that it has gone off topic too... finally! Maybe I should submit a sex-related story weekly!!!

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58. • Honest_Ape

    @Nomadelle
    Go with that feeling.

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59. • calinazaret

    @Honest_Ape you perv

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60. • Honest_Ape

    @calinazaret
    You have no idea.

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61. • yoda

    @calinazaret i may or may not be a "rather prominent member" (LOL...that's not exactly nice, is it?) but perhaps i got that way BY speaking my mind, not by censoring myself...

    people give me props all the time for my somewhat "contraversial" comments, including the one that got deleted off here, in fact. i got personal MixxMail from about 3 or 4 Mixxers in support.

    although i have flown off the handle and even fallen out of my tree on occasion, that seems to only help my popularity, showing that i am actually HUMAN, you know? people are not looking for SANITIZED, they are looking for REAL.

    i'm real. i've had battles with others on here, and some of them continue to some degree even now. i've walked away from others. i've been warned and enlightened by the Top Brass of Mixx more than once. but i think the above was the first time i had a comment deleted.

    REAL is the future. People are bored with the sanitized whitewashing that ends up in suffering and death, like in Iraq, where they don't even call dead troops "dead" any more... it's time for a change. and i'm ready to take the occasional chance to do my part.

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62. • yoda

    @calinazaret does that make me the Rosa Parks of Mixx???

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63. • yoda

    @Honest_Ape

    Jesus was a Lithuanian Hitler loving Cracker!!! :-P

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64. • Honest_Ape

    @yoda
    1: You're not Rosa Parks because of the following:
    a. You're not a Black woman
    b. You likely don't ride the bus every day

    2: Jesus may have loved Hitler, but he wasn't Lithuanian.

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65. • calinazaret

    @yoda I don't even begin to know how to respond to your comment.

    I do know that I probably wouldn't have made such a big deal out of it if my comment was deleted. That's just me, though; I suppose I'm not the fighter you are.

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66. • Cocreator

    Wow

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67. • yoda

    that was some exciting thread, i must say.

    i seemed to have got a little excited...all that talk about sex and giving head must have affected me, or something.

    funny, i just got re-reminded of this from Calinazaret's blog post about Correlation...

    but i think this was causation here...reading that post caused me to come here and post this.

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