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• John Edwards Admits Fathering Clay Aiken's Baby view story

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  Aiken says he's glad the truth is out and he couldn't be happier that John Edwards wound up becoming the father of his new little Claymate.

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• Archeologists Discover John McCain's Crypt view story

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  Details are sketchy as many have been reluctant to discuss what they saw when the crypt door opened and McCain's former ideals burst into flame.

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• Bud Light Signs John Kerry As New Spuds MacKenzie view story

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  The company said the idea to utilize Kerry struck them after photos of the senator partying with women on Nantucket surfaced on the Internet.

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• Olympic Sailing Site Cleared Of Dead Bodies view story

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  The bodies were part of Beijing's efforts to remove people they felt could threaten the image they want to portray to the world during this year's Games.

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• UN Threatens Sanctions If Obama Not Elected In November view story

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  As Obama's International Love Fest '08 wraps up, political figures are joining forces to "strongly recommend" that their buddy is elected this fall.

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• Airlines Roll Out New Punch-In-The-Face Fee view story

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  The new fee is assessed at the point of purchase and gives airline employees the freedom to punch passengers square in the face at any time.

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• Scientists Warn Of New Global Luke Warming Threat view story

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  They claim to have proof that most inanimate objects will always move slowly toward a median temperature regardless of their initial inherent temperature.

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• Bush, Cheney To Co-Star In "Flip This White House" view story

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  Both said they are looking forward to the new roles, which they said gives them one more opportunity to take financial advantage of their positions.

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• McCain Advisor: We're A Nation Of Winos view story

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  "Carlos Bonilla does not speak for me. In fact, the guy is usually slurring his words so badly you can't tell who he's speaking for," said McCain.

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• Next Pixar Film To Feature Single-Cell Organisms view story

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  "Amoebas" features an all-star cast and is helmed by award-winning director Brad Bird. You'll never look at life in a petry dish the same again.

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