New Paris Hilton Album Complete!

starcasm.net — Starpulse is reporting that Paris Hilton has finished recording her second album but is having difficulties finding a record label to release it. (Perhaps the lead story in the next edition of “Duh Magazine?”) Our suggestion is that she form a band: H

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- kat136
Got one more name suggestion for Paris Hilton's band: The Empty Heads.
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1. - starcasm
  @kat136 nice
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2. - McCaffertyHimself
  @kat136 That reminds me of a saying my dear departed mother used to use: lame brains. That too would make a good name for a band. The Lame Brains.
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- Wordherd
Let's see...

Paris Hilton and the Trust Funders
Clueless
The Sextapers
Paris and her REAL best friends
Public Relations Fiasco
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1. - kat136
  @Wordherd
  Hey, we seem to be on a roll here...Paris should really consult with us!
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- TheEvilCactus
I must say I'm very happy with the record labels right now.
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