I'm Really Gonna Miss Systematically Destroying This Place

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theonion.com — Oh, America. Eight years went by so fast, didn't they? I feel like I hardly got to know you and methodically undermine everything you once stood...

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  1. The onion is the funniest the first time you read it and actually think it is a real newspaper.

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  2. ohhh... there you go making me laugh again!

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    1. @queenmoweeny
      You're welcome.
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