Top 31 reasons you know you are an asshat | Monkeychapps
monkeychapps.com — 1. You are reading this list to see if you are indeed an asshat. 2. You want to see if people you know are an asshat. 3. You have three bumper stickers on your car. 4. They are all the same bumper sticker saying but 3 years apart and instead of just placi
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I was talking with a friend the other day about how rude and angry some people can be. I told him that I had worked in customer view story
5 votes- Submitted by monkee
- about 1 month ago
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I was talking with a friend the other day about how rude and angry some people can be. I told him that I had worked in customer service for a few years and had my life threatened and asked to step outside more than a few times. My reponse was usally the s
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My goal is complete! I am now #4 in Google when you search for "tingle crotch". This was my whole reason for creating this blog. view story
3 votes- Submitted by monkee
- about 1 month ago
- (http://www.monkeychapps.com/tingl...)
My goal is complete! I am now #4 in Google when you search for tingle crotch. This was my whole reason for creating this blog. Thank you for helping me get there. Now I can shut this puppy down and move on. This is a list of other search terms that land m
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Brandon! Brandon! Brandon, come here! Thats what I heard for five minutes while we were in the Quicky Mart. Your 3 year old wa view story
2 votes- Submitted by monkee
- about 1 month ago
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Brandon! Brandon! Brandon, come here! Thats what I heard for five minutes while we were in the Quicky Mart. Your 3 year old was running all over and knocking stuff down while you and your Whiskey Tango (white trash) wife were getting your post methadone c
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I licked your iphone | Monkeychapps.com view story
2 votes- Submitted by monkee
- about 1 month ago
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Thats right, you heard me I licked it! I licked your iphone before you got it. Remember all the calls you made to me asking if we had the iphone in stock?
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The Stumbleupon effect | Monkeychapps view story
3 votes- Submitted by monkee
- 2 months ago
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StumbleUpon? Whats that? Another social media group that you want me to join? I already have 12 to keep track of. What is so different about this one? Oh,
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For a blogger Stumbleupon is a must! Not only does it have the ability to drive massive traffic but it is the only source I nee view story
3 votes- Submitted by monkee
- 2 months ago
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For a blogger Stumbleupon is a must! Not only does it have the ability to drive massive traffic but it is the only source I need to find whats really cool on the web. I cannot rave enough about SU. Please, my fellow blog-o-philes, give it a look. If you a
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What to wear to get your mug shot posted on the internet view story
6 votes- Submitted by helloworldbea
- 3 months ago
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As I scan the comp-u-net for fresh entertainment for my loyal readers my favorite quote from Albert Einstein echoes in my mind. “There are only two thing that are infinite, space and man’s stupidity. I’m not even sure about the first”.
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Top 10 reasons that I hate/love Stumbleupon | Monkeychapps view story
17 votes- Submitted by corey.m
- 3 months ago
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I have written about SU in the past. I wish to add a few things to any mention of my relationship with SU . 1. I do not drink or take drugs but according to
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A poem for Bill Gates (written in binary) | Monkeychapps view story
2 votes- Submitted by monkee
- 4 months ago
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1001 1110 11010 111010 0010000 1101100 1101011110101101101 101100 never more 10101 your eyes 1101011 0100011 001110 100011 01 01 011 000011 011 you are
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My left hand | Monkeychapps view story
3 votes- Submitted by monkee
- 4 months ago
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“You are left handed too, cool”! That’s what I hear as often as “your handwriting is horrible”. I was born right handed but because of nerve damage
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