Celebrate Independence Day The Homeless Way
tontoandfriends.com — "As a bum, I really enjoy Independence Day. It’s a day of fun, drink, and explosions. In many districts and municipalities, it’s a misdemeanor to sell fireworks to the homeless, so for bums to celebrate like everyone else, we have to get creative..."
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Ask a Pirate - Seance, Hugs, and Scurvy view story
1 vote- Submitted by tontobalboa
- 1 day ago
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Melvin the Pirate answers all your questions regarding reviving Blackbeard, proper hug technique, and the dreaded scurvy!!!
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Film Review - I.O.U.S.A. view story
1 vote- Submitted by tontobalboa
- 10 days ago
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A review of the film that touches on how the filmmakers message is solid and backed "with things like facts and common sense" but how they might treat the audience with kid gloves.
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Ask a Pirate - Adapting to Technology, Ship Names, and Lasting Longer in the Bedroom! view story
1 vote- Submitted by tontobalboa
- 12 days ago
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What's a pirate doing on the Internet? What's the scariest ship name around, and how can a man last longer while enjoying a passing romp with a proper lass? Answers await ye...
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Ask a Pirate - Free Drinks, Lass 'Rasslin, and Pirate Flags view story
2 votes- Submitted by tontobalboa
- 23 days ago
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Melvin the Pirate explains a fancy bar trick, how to take the next step with a wench without resorting to rape, and how to make a proper pirate flag.
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Ask a Pirate - On Sunburns, Keelhauling, and Office Romance!!! view story
3 votes- Submitted by tontobalboa
- about 1 month ago
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Melvin the Pirate answers a trio of questions that all deal with ways of handling pain on some level...
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EliteXC - Unfinished Business - Fight Card Review view story
9 votes- Submitted by tontobalboa
- about 1 month ago
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A review of the EliteXC MMA card on CBS held last Saturday. Fights are scored on a ten point grading scale.
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Family Guy Live in Vegas - The Worst DVD Ever view story
7 votes- Submitted by tontobalboa
- about 1 month ago
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"Saturday night rolls around and I feel like getting my laugh on, if you will. Thankfully, my Netflix subscription had just the thing for me - Family Guy: Live in Las Vegas... One Problem: Family Guy: Live in Las Vegas is the worst DVD in history!"
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July 08 Mime of the Month - Ted Nugent view story
6 votes- Submitted by tontobalboa
- about 1 month ago
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The Motor City Madman is this month's Mime of the Month. Selection is based on the following categories: Personality, Criminal Intent, Artistic Passion, Cruelty, and Fighting Style. Congrats, Ted!
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Film Review - The Dark Knight view story
4 votes- Submitted by tontobalboa
- about 1 month ago
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The most interesting review of The Dark Knight you'll read - he manages to review the film by not reviewing it all. Clever, if nothing else...
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Sports on Stephany - In Praise of Sporting Men view story
6 votes- Submitted by tontobalboa
- about 1 month ago
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"In the world of sport, which is so often the primary mirror we hold up to nature... This week there were stunning examples of the lead men still take. Examples that we of the fairer sex can learn and apply to our lives in quiet hope...."
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