Zork's tips to being green to save the planet Earth.

Contact your local politician and tell them about Zork Planet. Ask them to be green like you and I. You only have one planet.

We were shocked to find that Beijing's smog is 40 times worse than in Los Angeles. We were concerned to find out that 16 out of the 20 most polluted cities on the Earth are in China.

Become paperless. Humans, your rudimentary device called a “personal computer” was supposed to turn your civilization into a paperless society. From what we see observing humans, this has not happened yet.

Zork's tips to being green to save the planet Earth.

Wow, this is really interesting. I think I either read or read about an experiment done in England (or somewhere in the UK) that had people NOT wash their hair. It was really bad for about a week or a week and a half, but after that, their hair acclimated

What if every human on this planet rode a Vespa and there were no gas guzzling SUVs or trucks?

Zork's tips to being green to save the planet Earth.

Oh, the webs we weave, when at first we practice to decieve.

Funny explanation of pawn shops