Years ago the Zilandrians began to search out the man who had the best fit for commanding the Intergalactic Armada by disguising this program as an entry-level position at a financial services firm. It's not like the Last Starfighter, though. Really.

Funny how-to steps on closing the book on all your unfinished childhood business

News stories from 2014, after our collective standards for what qualifies as news has dropped to zero.

What was really said at Franz Ferdinand's assassination. The Dopple Gang is a humor/essay/toon blog.