It was reported earlier last week that Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison broke things off after he said he'd never marry her or have children with her. Umm... I'll marry the hell out of her and carry our children to term if that's what it takes.

BlackBerry has finally taken the wraps off of the upcoming touchscreen that we have all been waiting for: The BlackBerry (9500) Storm. Verizon has US rights to release the phone and people estimate it will be $199 + 2/year contract.

Why has the $700 billion bailout not helped our economy? Why is the dow still falling and disaster still looming? Because we have to depress the economy before adopting the Amero and proposing the idea of the North American Union.

In the world of vomit, nobody wins, but what if your only (or favorite) child barfs all over themselves to the point of signing adoption papers?

Looking back through old magazines from 1936 and 1954 can give you a lot of insight into the way things used to be... women were obedient and well kept, men were intelligent and orderly and only hit their wives when they deserved it.

Netflix has released their surprisingly robust Developer API to the community. Netflix wants to promote open (both free and commercial) software development across all platforms with this move.

The McCain choice of Palin was truly surprising... or was it? "Barracuda" Palin already had a reputation for ex-communicating and crucifying adversaries as well as being a staunch right-wing fanatic... perfect fit, no?

To help lessen the demand on the House.gov server, they have decided to shut off email access so people cannot write their representatives... good solution? or more examples of not wanting to listen?

A quick introduction to XRuby, a Java Compiler for Ruby source code to Java bytecode. While not quite able to run Rails apps just yet, there are serious performance improvements to be had, we demonstrate a 4x speedup in a micro-test using XRuby.

PETA has encouraged raging hippies Ben and Jerry to reevaluate their cow-milk ice cream and replace it with human breast-milk ice cream. This just in, ice cream sales plummit and I vomit a lot.