TheEvilCactus
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Hello all,
My name is Adam Phillips. I'm part of a comedic group called Evil Cactus, where we have a news feed, articles, updates on comedians and more. Come check us out, and I will love you long time.
Love, me.
Philly
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Things Keep Getting Worse view details
12 votes- Submitted by TheEvilCactus
- about 1 month ago
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Ryan Taber was just a regular 17 year old, he went to school, hung out with friends... and was just recently charged with using the internet to try to entice a 14 year old boy into sex.
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There's No Lesbians In Baseball! view details
12 votes- Submitted by TheEvilCactus
- about 1 month ago
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Sirbrina Guerrero is complaining after she was at Safeco Field last week for a Seattle Mariners game and usher told her to stop kissing her date. Now, usually a couple kissing at a baseball game is no problem. There's sometimes even a "kiss cam" in the mi
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Vatican To Excommunicate Female Priests view details
11 votes- Submitted by TheEvilCactus
- about 1 month ago
- (http://www.theevilcactus.com/news...)
The Vatican issued a decree on Thursday punishing female priests and the bishops who try to ordain them with an automatic excommunication.
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A Case For Matthew view details
11 votes- Submitted by TheEvilCactus
- about 1 month ago
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Supporters of 26 year old Matthew are taking his case to European Court of Human Rights. The reason why we need other people to help him in court is because he's a chimpanzee.
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MurderSpace view details
12 votes- Submitted by TheEvilCactus
- 2 months ago
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Mario Owens needs some myspace friends. This doesn't seem out of the ordinary at first, until you find out he is a murderer. Owens is an inmate of the Colorado Department of Corrections after being convicted of murdering two people a couple years ago.
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I Missed That Part In The Bible view details
10 votes- Submitted by TheEvilCactus
- 2 months ago
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Believing in aliens does not contradict faith in God. That's what the Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes, the Jesuit director of the Vatican Observatory said in a interview earlier this week. Oh, I'm talking about aliens like an E.T. by the way, not illegal aliens l
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No More Beach For "Beach Bob" view details
11 votes- Submitted by TheEvilCactus
- 2 months ago
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Justice was served when an officer kicked Bob Hezzelwood off of Bonita Beach in Florida. He wasn't actually doing anything illegal, but he was wearing a Speedo bathing suit, and that's why he was told to leave.
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A Sign From God? view details
9 votes- Submitted by TheEvilCactus
- 2 months ago
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Marc Lipton is the latest over-spiritual cunt who thinks God has nothing better to do than put Jesus' image on random stuff like grilled cheese sandwiches. Lipton, who is from Monterey, California, was on his motorcycle when he lost control of it and slid
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Point/Counterpo...murder view details
13 votes- Submitted by TheEvilCactus
- 2 months ago
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A Red Sox-Yankees argument in Nashua, New Hampshire turned in to a murder case after the Yankees fan drove her car at a group of Sox fans. The argument started when one of the Sox fans in the group noticed that 43 year old Ivonne Hernandez was a Yankees f
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See, Country Singers Are Smart view details
10 votes- Submitted by TheEvilCactus
- 2 months ago
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34 year old country singer Gretchen Wilson has recently finished high school. Well she didn't actually "finish high school," Wilson passed her GED exam.
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